{"product_id":"chef-was-cute-review-print","title":"Chef Was Cute Five Star Review Kitchen Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003ekitchen wall art print\u003c\/strong\u003e shaped like a restaurant review: a row of five stars, then the review itself in red hand-lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the artwork\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no illustration — the poster is entirely type and five solid stars. The letters are drawn by hand in even caps, but the vertical strokes lean at slightly different angles from one another, which keeps it from looking set on a computer. The quote runs to four centred lines at a constant size, so it reads as a block rather than a headline. The opening quotation mark sits out past the left margin of the text, hanging in the white space, and the closing one finishes the last line. All five stars are whole; none is half-filled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFive out of five.\u003c\/strong\u003e A full row of solid red stars, none of them half.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand-lettered, not typeset.\u003c\/strong\u003e Even caps with strokes that lean at different angles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne colour on cream.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bright red and nothing else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed after you buy, colour-managed, never warehoused.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizes and materials\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper\u003c\/strong\u003e — archival matte, rolled and unframed. Thirteen sizes in all: 8\" x 12\" through 30\" x 40\", plus A4–A1.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMatte canvas\u003c\/strong\u003e — stretched on a wooden bar, no glare, ready to hang. 12\" x 16\" to 30\" x 40\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFramed canvas\u003c\/strong\u003e — solid wood floating frame in \u003cstrong\u003ewhite, black, espresso or natural\u003c\/strong\u003e. 12\" x 16\" to 30\" x 40\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePigment-based archival inks, rated to resist fading for decades indoors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStyling it at home\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke poster works best where people wait — a dining wall, a kitchen doorway, the corner of a bar area. Red on cream will hold its own next to photographs and darker prints. Black frames sharpen it; natural oak softens the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShipping and care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnframed prints ship rolled in a protective tube. Framed canvas arrives ready to hang. Keep prints out of direct sunlight to protect the colour, and dust canvas with a dry, soft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions people ask\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/strong\u003e “CHEF WAS CUTE, WOULD EAT HERE AGAIN!”, quotation marks included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a picture on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e No — five stars and the lettering, nothing else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PaperGridStudio","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 12\" \/ Paper","offer_id":52834383626536,"sku":"PGSCH8PW0137577","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" \/ Paper","offer_id":52834383659304,"sku":"PGSCH1PW0137578","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" \/ Matte Canvas","offer_id":52834383692072,"sku":"PGSCH1MW0137579","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" \/ Framed Canvas 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